Why I Love Obama, Abortion, and Hate the Catholic Church—And You Should Too!
Everyone knows how much I love and admire our blessed and noble president, Barack Obama. I write about this often. My affection for him runs so deep that I cannot even begin to say why. The more difficult question is, “Why not?” How could anyone fail to see his majesty and the beauty of his ways? If I was forced to give one reason for my undying devotion to him and his principles, it would have to be this: his textured and rich stance on abortion and how that leads the new generation of real catholics to realize the demise of the Catholic Church.
Some say abortion is murderous, but Obama doesn’t fall for this empty rhetoric. He sees the intrinsic beauty of selective “murder.” Actually, it is isn’t murder at all—anyone who reads Vox-Nova surely knows and believes this. It is really a concern for our common lives, our communal destinies. It is communism 2.0. Anyone enlightened enough to see this truth can surely understand how we must often sacrifice individuals for the sake of the community. This is one of the clearest message we at Vox-Nova take from the Bible and the Huffington Post.
Anthropologically speaking, this kind of selection process is what made the Spartans great. Surely, their immortal greatness is bigger than the petty lives of weak infants? Obama gets this. In doing so, he is making our great nation greater. Abortion and war go hand in hand, as Sparta—or at least watching 300—clearly teaches us. Obama knows this better than any other man, woman, or goat that I know. He sees the glory of our military, and society in general, in the bittersweet elimination of those children unfit to live. He shows us the application in his mighty wars in Afganistan and Iraq. (By the way, many of my ilk don’t support these wars, but even they fail to see the scope of his genius.)
I love our President and his methodical appreciation and execution of abortion without reservation or apologies.He knows that he is not only making us greater, he is also saving babies and women from inevitable suffering and pain in their lives.
Some would say that this makes me a poor Catholic. Well, what these people don’t understand is that being “Catholic” makes for a heretical catholic—a true universalist, like Jesus and John Lennon, who embraces all people equally and with total, complete sincerity of intention and good vibes. The few Catholics who still clutch their outdated brands of “orthodoxy” will soon die, like the infants just mentioned; and the just-about-to-die make a lot of noise before they croak, so don’t listen to them.
The Catholic Church will soon waste away like the weak infants of Sparta. And while I may indeed hate the Catholic Church, I am in love with the man who will bring redemption to our land, from the USA to the world beyond, and will show us the righteous paths of abortion and war and
Let me be clear: my dissent against the Catholic Church is itself a radical form of fidelity. Fidelity to the true, catholic vision given to us by Jesus, Buddha, my yoga instructor, and, of course, Barack Obama.
If you consider yourself a serious, thinking person, then, you should read our blog often and learn our common teachings about the truths I have outlined here. Do not simply read what we write today or tomorrow, read the archives of what we have written. There you will surely find that we say the same things again and again, and march on in our leftist, dissident, liberal, pro-choice/abortion, democratic party, ways.
You may also want to read are longstanding and well documented allies, Catholics for Choice.
Long live Vox-Nova!