The Great Schism: World Series edition
“Cardinal Rigali is one of my closest and dearest friends; for several years he even served as my Archbishop so I feel a particular loyalty to him. I know he has exquisite taste in most matters. I just wish he had better taste in baseball teams.”
–Archbishop Timothy Dolan of New York City
“I have great esteem for Archbishop Dolan. He is a gifted spiritual leader who has been a true friend for many years. That is why I am so sorry he will be disappointed when the Phillies successfully defend their World Championship. We have the cream cheese ready for the bagels that I know will be arriving shortly after the Repeat in the City of Brotherly and Sisterly love.”
–Justin Cardinal Rigali, Archbishop of Philadelphia
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See? That’s the way Catholics on different points on the spectrum should talk about one another. I love it.